Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Kitchen Talk

"They look like they're staying still, but actually they're moving in a freaky circle."
~ Levi describing the spiral shape of a galaxy

"penis x 10"
~ Roscoe's latest entry on the fridge shopping list. I believe he was actually writing "pencils x 10" but his handwriting is, uh, pretty bad.

"Mom, can I go to a whorehouse?"
~ Roscoe again. At the dinner table. He was referring to a "horror house," as in a Halloween haunted house. The answer was no in either case.

"Jesse loves booze, right?"
~ Haley, referring to jumping out behind a door and yelling "boo" at Jesse

1 comment:

  1. *Hysterical laughter*
    Too cute! Those are definitely entries for "the book".