Deal with the excrement of any other human being.
Wear snot on my sleeve.
Say "Please obey" or "That was a bad choice and now you will have a sad consequence" or "Please go wash your hands."
Listen to people scream, "Mooomm!"
Look at my computer.
Watch fingers wiggle under the bathroom door while I pee.
Cut someone else's food.
Snuggle with children.