Thursday, September 24, 2009

Things I will not do while in New York

Deal with the excrement of any other human being.

Wear snot on my sleeve.

Do laundry.

Say "Please obey" or "That was a bad choice and now you will have a sad consequence" or "Please go wash your hands."

Listen to people scream, "Mooomm!"

Look at my computer.

Watch fingers wiggle under the bathroom door while I pee.

Cut someone else's food.

Snuggle with children.

5 comments:

  1. "That was a bad choice and now you will have a sad consequence"

    Keep this one at the ready in case someone tries to mug you. ;)

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  2. It is New York, Ang. You may have to deal with the excrement of several other human beings. And no guarantees about the fingers under the bathroom door, either.

    jk - Have fun!

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  3. that sounds wonderful (except for the not snuggle with children)
    Have fun angela!

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  4. Hee hee hee. Absent wiggly fingers are a luxury. Congrats.

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  5. Hope you had a great time. What fun!

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