I am sewing dozens of tiny rings on the back of fabric panels to make roman blinds, while supervising the creation of a Jackie Chan biography poster.
I am spooning smooshed banana into Betsy's mouth, while correcting Haley's piano practice.
"Levi, be a peacemaker," I call.
"Be a peacemaker!"
"BE. A. PEACEMAKER!!!"
I am wallowing in irony.